AliceMA to It Gets BetterEnglish · 7 months agoAn ultra high tech permanently charged smart phonemessage-squaremessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareAn ultra high tech permanently charged smart phoneAliceMA to It Gets BetterEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squareAliceOPMAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoI’ve actually got 5 I need to sell. You buy them ?
minus-squaresplinterAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoNo but I can help you sell them for a small upfront fee.
minus-squareAliceOPMAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoOk, I’ll just need a security deposit of 78 dollars each
minus-squaresplinterAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoSubstract it from what you owe me and just wire the remaining $529
minus-squareAliceOPMAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoOk so that’ll be a 6 million dollar international surcharge. How are you paying, Debit or credit?
minus-squaresplinterAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoAlright, here’s a couple of toe nails and an apricot
Would you like to buy one?
I’ve actually got 5 I need to sell. You buy them ?
No but I can help you sell them for a small upfront fee.
Ok, I’ll just need a security deposit of 78 dollars each
Substract it from what you owe me and just wire the remaining $529
Ok so that’ll be a 6 million dollar international surcharge. How are you paying, Debit or credit?
Do you accept kidneys as payment?
Not this month
Alright, here’s a couple of toe nails and an apricot