The battery is not included, it’s proprietary and costs $799.99 extra.
The battery also is the size of a deck of cards and also a fire hazard
One of the downsides of a portable nuclear reactor to power your phone.
And it also emits a low frequency sound deadly to new borns.
The other downside is a greatly increased rate of cancer, however we do sell an optional radiation-shielding phone case made out of led, for $169.99 extra.
For only $399 extra you can get a premium battery that won’t catch fire and is a slightly smaller size.
By doing which, you can no longer have a driver’s license because it causes a disorienting effect inducing sporadic, unpredictable seizures.
Did you know that our customers can benefit from exclusive Chauffeur services? Inquire with your local dealer today. Terms and conditions and an additional $1999.99 daily rental fee will apply.
Our chauffeurs suffer from narcolepsy. So please purchase and wear your own helmet during the ride.
Make sure to choose a compatible bluetooth helmet, otherwise your phone will shut down for your safety. We sell officially supported helmets for $699.99
The charging adapter is 3000K and only comes in one color. Brown. Helmet takes 1 week to charge and has a battery life of 1 hour.
