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    1 year ago

    One of the downsides of a portable nuclear reactor to power your phone.

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      1 year ago

      The other downside is a greatly increased rate of cancer, however we do sell an optional radiation-shielding phone case made out of led, for $169.99 extra.

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      1 year ago

      And it also emits a low frequency sound deadly to new borns.