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    11 months ago

    For only $399 extra you can get a premium battery that won’t catch fire and is a slightly smaller size.

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      11 months ago

      By doing which, you can no longer have a driver’s license because it causes a disorienting effect inducing sporadic, unpredictable seizures.

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        11 months ago

        Did you know that our customers can benefit from exclusive Chauffeur services? Inquire with your local dealer today. Terms and conditions and an additional $1999.99 daily rental fee will apply.

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          11 months ago

          Our chauffeurs suffer from narcolepsy. So please purchase and wear your own helmet during the ride.

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            11 months ago

            Make sure to choose a compatible bluetooth helmet, otherwise your phone will shut down for your safety. We sell officially supported helmets for $699.99

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              11 months ago

              The charging adapter is 3000K and only comes in one color. Brown. Helmet takes 1 week to charge and has a battery life of 1 hour.

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                11 months ago

                I dare say, this product is perfect