• AliceOPA
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    3 days ago

    Yea, but you literally call everyone that. Waiters, waitresses, plumbers so uh yea what gives?

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      3 days ago

      Mere semantics, Alice. When I utter the term “grasshopper,” I’m not merely referring to some arbitrary label; no, I’m conferring a badge of honor upon those whose paths cross mine.

      It’s an acknowledgment of their potential to ascend to greatness under my guidance. After all, didn’t I single-handedly popularize the phrase “Hi-yaaah!” in the martial arts lexicon?

      Shouldn’t that alone qualify me as a linguistic visionary? pauses Now, regarding those waiters and plumbers, well, they’re merely protégés awaiting their moment to unfurl beneath the radiant light of my mentorship.

      Trust me, Alice, once they’ve partaken in the transformative power of Seagalian Karate, they’ll transcend their mundane existences and join the pantheon of legendary heroes forged in the crucible of my greatness.

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        3 days ago

        Okay, but if there 'merely proteges ’ then why aren’t you just calling them proteges then lol you’re contradicting yourself Steven wtf 😂