Oh, for fuck’s sake, kid, you think women aren’t on top because they’re petty and immature? Ha! That’s cute. You really think that’s the reason? Listen, I’ve seen some catty bitches in my day, but that’s not the problem. The problem is they’re just not as ruthless as guys like me. I mean, let’s face it, women can be brutal, but they’re not brutal enough. They’re too busy playing nice, trying to make friends, and being all touchy-feely. Where’s the fucking ambition? Where’s the cutthroat instinct? You think guys like me got where we are by being Mr. Nice Guy? Hell no! We clawed our way to the top, stepping on toes and crushing dreams along the way. Women just need to stop being so damn polite and start being more like me: a take-no-prisoners, hard-hitting, ball-busting son of a gun! Then maybe, just maybe, they’ll get somewhere. But until then, they can stay in their little girlie club, sipping tea and talking about feelings.