• splinterAEnglish
    2·
    11 months ago

    Alright, but we will have to charge you an early termination fee of $1299.50

    • AliceOPMAEnglish
      2·
      11 months ago

      Ok but it’s gunna cost 675k to set up an appointment with me

      • splinterAEnglish
        2·
        11 months ago

        Alright, just pay $499 and we’ll call it even.

        • AliceOPMAEnglish
          2·
          11 months ago

          So you only have $499 ? OK ill take that, deal.

          • splinterAEnglish
            2·
            11 months ago

            I know, it’s a great deal, my account is 23-5423-555344-99 - wire it at your convenience.