• splinterA
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    7 months ago

    Alright, but we will have to charge you an early termination fee of $1299.50

    • AliceOPMA
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      7 months ago

      Ok but it’s gunna cost 675k to set up an appointment with me

      • splinterA
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        7 months ago

        Alright, just pay $499 and we’ll call it even.

        • AliceOPMA
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          7 months ago

          So you only have $499 ? OK ill take that, deal.

          • splinterA
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            7 months ago

            I know, it’s a great deal, my account is 23-5423-555344-99 - wire it at your convenience.