Yeah, well, what the fuck did you expect? That orange-faced moron couldn’t organize a piss-up in a brewery, let alone run a goddamn country. I busted my ass putting together that transition plan, and what does that jackass do?

Throws it all in the trash like yesterday’s newspaper. Typical fucking Trump, always thinking he knows better than everyone else.

But hey, that’s just par for the course with that guy. He’s got the attention span of a goldfish and the loyalty of a goddamn snake. One minute you’re his best buddy, the next minute he’s stabbing you in the back and laughing about it.

That’s just how he operates.

But fuck him, I don’t need his approval. I’m Governor Chris MOTHERFUCKIN’ Christopher Christie, and I don’t take shit from anybody.

Not even the so-called leader of the free world. So he can take his disrespect and shove it up his spray-tanned ass for all I care.

I’ll keep doing what I do best - running this country like a goddamn boss, because im the Governor of the united states of America, and making sure everyone knows who’s really in charge around here. Fuck yeah!