Have yourself a smoke and a coke
I prefer a cigar and a waffle
Flapjack and a cigarette?
Bong and a blintz?
There’s no pleasing you Mr. Powers
I literally read this in his voice
Hoagie and a Stogie
I take my waffles blue
I don’t know why but Coke and a smoke sounds better to me
and a cock-e
You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf…
Loosey on your high fructoosey?
Smoke and a Coke
No high fructose in those cokes - would be cane sugar.
Is that Rocco from Boondock Saints? I didn’t remember him looking that haggard in that scene.
It’s the jpeg.
Pretty sure that’s a gif …
Oh jerboa doesn’t play them. Either way it’s the artifacting.
Coke and a smoke. Cant go wrong with that combo tbh.
With the cost of ciggies in Australia, that seems like a straight up bargain. The typeface makes it look like a Woolies product.
They didn’t want to sell the cigarette separately or a cop would show up to stand on their neck.
Pilot’s breakfast lol.
Wrong coke…
Damn, that’s expensive. Is this a gas station?
I’d bet money it’s an Australian Woolworths (it can still be a woolies at a servo though). Just pointing it out since AUD $5 ≠ USD $5
3.16 USD
3.01 EUR
It’s a woolies, and you could buy 2 and a half cokes for that price.
Yes, and that would be expensive for a single bottle (though servos are pricier), but we can’t see what the actual special deal is. The cigarettes are obviously placed as a joke.
The deal is a choccy bar normally
Good point. IIRC Australia also has relatively high tobacco taxes, right?
Yeah an ever increasing tax on durries. From memory a deck is upwards of $50 for 20 - probably more since I’ve not been on the darts for a long time now.
We’ve also got a massive issue with disposable vapes and black market durries now too!
Damn, that’s a lot! The $5 cig-and-coke makes a lot more sense like that, that’s $2.5 per cigarrette.
I used to buy 40 at the golf club (unmonitored vending machine) as a kid, selling loosies for $1. Margins were great back then.
Was grocery shopping earlier and the guy behind me at the checkout had only a frozen pizza and a pack of chocolate bars. I’m now imagining that to be the guy’s dinner. 🥴
Dinner of champions 💙 Don’t hate on the struggle meals.
You misspelled splurge
Been there
What if that’s all he could afford?
Very healthy
Smokin’ & drinkin’.
