So they’re an autistic retard with most likely a weight problem, wishful thinking perhaps?

I had to google “podunk”, apparently:

The terms podunk and Podunk Hollow in American English denote or describe an insignificant, out-of-the-way, or even completely fictitious town.[1] These terms are often used in the upper case as a placeholder name, to indicate “insignificance” and “lack of importance”.[2]

He also has a bearded dragon, the man gets a pass from me.

cool lizard, silly autisms