The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 6 months agohmmmlemmy.worldimagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1232
arrow-up1232imagehmmmlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareTragicNotCute@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·6 months agoYou gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·edit-26 months agoPUCKERPRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN. PUCKER PRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN.
minus-squarecm0002@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·6 months ago“I just gotta check your asssshole sir”
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 months agoSadly, very relevant… https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4
minus-squareUltraMagnus0001@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoAnal print changed from hemorrhoids.
You gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.
PUCKERPRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN. PUCKER PRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN.
“I just gotta check your asssshole sir”
Sadly, very relevant…
https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4
Anal print changed from hemorrhoids.