The last one lol like oh my God lol 🤣

My favorite was when I used to smoke and people would ask to “borrow” a cigarette. Yeah sure, give it back to me when you’re done smoking it.

And yeah I know I could also ask them for a cigarette when I was out, but see, I was never out. One of my friends was fucking notorious, every other week he’d “quit smoking”, which really just meant he stopped buying cigarettes and would leech off everyone else lol

That poor guy stuck with the scolding bitch lol