The one German Astronaut: Stoßlüften!!!
Nen Fenster in ein hartes Vakuum zu öffnen gibt definitiv nen ordentlichen Stoß beim Lüften :)
I was chilling in a sauna in a holiday resort, when some guy opened the door poking his head in “Phew, it’s warm in here. Hey kids come over, they’ve got a sauna!”. He stood in the door waiting for the kids to come around. “Oh my good it’s unbearably hot, let’s let some of that heat out, so we can breathe.” "But dad, we don’t want to go to the sauna ". Leaves without closing the door.
Open the Linux instead
Computers, spacestations and air conditioners have one thing in common
They don’t work when you open windows
Drop the apogee just a bit to scoop up some crisp ozone-rich air
RIP Gordo and Tracy Stevens 👨🚀👩🚀💖🌑🚀
Do that have any inward facing doors on the space station?
{thinking} Captain’s log. Commander Hoek here, on a thirty-six year mission to the Crab Nebula. We’ve made this trip dozens of times. {He stops recording his thoughts and addresses the audience} You know, they say sometimes people go crazy on these long trips. They get the… {He records another thought into his log in a distorted voice} SPACE MADNESS. {He stops recording and faces the audience again, smiling} Heh. Space madness.
