Evolution just needs to kick the rest of the animals into high gear and do some defcon 1 shit, like making seaguls venomous and thirsty for human blood, or inventing funnel-webbed Taipans that can fly and open doors. New airborne bacteria that feeds exclusively on the human optic nerve, and daffodil pollen that causes category 5 cytokine storms.

Level the fucking playing field.

I went to an expensive traditional no-knife circumcisor. It was a rip-off.

Big tidy cloth gown girlfriend

Once?

I genuinely can’t trust google results to be true and unbiased anymore. Nowadays I use a combination of google results, reddit results, Quorn results, ChatGPT fever dreams, and dead reckoning.

Afghani, Pakistani,

The molecules are jiggling in imperial, not metric.

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Brazzers

Steve Wallis on the left

What is up, my mammals?

What happens to the salt that was in the seawater when it got vaporised?

He’s lucky he didn’t get the electric chair for what he did.

“We have eyewitness testimony that he was holding onto the ball the whole time, and only pretending to throw it.”

There might only be one, ever.

If you’re spending that long cooking, then you’re using your time poorly.

Meal prep doesn’t have to be like making 20 of the same meal and freezing them, instead, meal prep is supposed to cut corners and make cooking more efficient.

Say, for example, I’m making a sweet potato chickpea curry. I need half a cup of sweet potato. I’m not going to peel and dice half a sweet potato. I’m going to peel 3 sweet potatos, dice half, cube the other half, refridgerate half my diced, blanch and freeze half my cubes, and roast the other half of the cubes in the oven in olive oil and put them in the fridge. Then make my curry with the rest of the dice. Now I have some roasted sweet potato to put into a salad tomorrow (along with some leftover chickpeas), cubes for the next time I do a roast, diced for next time I do a curry or pizza (sweet potato and mushroom pizza slaps) and any leftovers or scraps can be frozen and go in a soup.

Then later, I’m not going to cook 1/2 a cup of brown rice, I’m going to cok 2 cups, set aside 1/3rd in the fridge for a stir fry later in the week, freeze 1/3rd of the cooked rice to heat up some other time later in the microwave and use the remaining 1/3rd in my curry. These two steps alone might cost me an extra 30 minutes today, but they are going to save me hours later in the weeks to come. And I can still freeze half of my curry to defrost and eat later.

How to make a nail bomb (with step by step instructions) for use in a terrorist attack.

Please hurry.

Mitch “Disassociating is my hobby” McConnel

Circle of life on the internet. Some public forums last longer than others. Some go full facist dictatorship, some devolve into anarchy, some die out completely. Nirvananet, Totse, gamefaqs, 4chan, 99chan, imgur, whirlpool forums, stack exchange, reddit, Lemmy. Theres no telling which way a rudderless ship will drift. You just do what you can, and get off when she starts going under