Big Bass Fishing on PS1. Most boring game in existence.

Basic sex model, yes.

I heard about a hostage situation at waffle house once. Except the staff were the hostage-takers.

C

Vut are zey sinking about?

During covid I wrote up plans to make my own toilet paper micro-factory with old washing machines, dryers, and wood pulp. It never came to that, but I had a pretty solid setup planned

Gopnik dazzle camoflauge

My dad was still fanboying for Melon Husk even after all the bullshit, until I told him “Dad, he’s a car salesman. Do you remember what you taught me about car salesmen?”

The deliverator

Yeh

The winning is done with functional UX design, this is the result of an engineer who believed they could but didn’t stop to ask if they should.

Star wars?

And she doesn’t have a bike to make a fast getaway!

You got the baby though, right?

And by home, he means Jim’s place 💝

Lots of free-range tigers around Minnesota?

After having worked with wood and son of a cabinet maker, I crave the strength and certainly of steel. I got into welding in a big way.some aluminium, but mostly steel. It’s such a wonderful material. Cut it, weld it, grind it, bam, new and bigger steel. You can’t make a piece of wood bigger.

Pro tip, don’t stand there and smirk, she’ll know somethings up. You need to put up a convincing protest, and whine in anguish when she deletes the icon.

Garry from Garry’s mod

This was actually an unfortunate time travel accident, the truck was from the future, carrying a cargo of Microsoft Windows 2095.

(The OS is actually just a giant pulsating copilot logo that charges you by the minute to look at it while your brain slowly liquifies)