How does that happen? Haha
By going away on holiday and forgetting to throw away perishables beforehand… Or maybe a witch’s curse.
What, a 3-month holiday?
You’re right. Witch’s curse seems more likely.
Reminds me of when my mother left 1kg of ground beef in the microwave my accident before our flight to Sydney, I will never forget that smell after we got back, that damn smell.
I cannot think of any scenario which makes someone forget what they were in the middle of doing, when microwaving 1kg of ground beef immediately before a flight. WTF
Well she was defrosting it the day before for dinner but forgot it was there and made something else instead (not sure how she forgot but still.), then we were in a rush at like 4 in the morning the day of the flight, so we barely checked anything other than the switches on the power points and our luggage basically.
First you gotta suck the banana flesh out with a large straw.
How does that happen?
Some kind of brain bug.
I’ve seen Starship Troopers, so I noe!
Damn those bananas are old enough to have participated in a coup in South America
the OG Chiquitas.
Abuelitas.
Nah, you need patience. Another week and they’ll be perfect.
Another week, and they’ll be dust.
The perfect dust
That comment makes me think you’ve committed unspeakable culinary crimes.
Those bananas look like they could be alcoholic at this point.
Can you blame them after everything they’ve been through?
I had a computer shop in the early 2000’s. A guy comes in and asks about some computers at a closed doctors office. He asks what they are worth and I told him I had no idea. I agree to meet him at the address and when we walk in its pure 80’s in there. The newest computer was a 486. The doctor died suddenly and they just locked the doors. No one had been in there for over a decade. When I was looking around we found some bananas just like that. The use by date on everything was 1993 or so. Needless to say I told him to junk the computers.
Retro computing enthusiasts are inconsolable right now.
Needless to say, you helpt him junk the computers and then you made banana bread together.
Could a used them as a ghetto Linux server
Sell it on eBay as extra refined banana jerky.
Finally. Someone bringing us solutions rather than problems. Management material right here.
Banana dead
Me in leggings:
Do I need a banana holder?
Yeah, ideally a magnetic one with a doctor-approved combination of palladium and copper to block the 5g vaccine pesticides so your body can prevent and even heal from otherwise lethal metastatic cancer. They’re banned here in the US (THANKS BIG ONCOLOGY), but I can get you one. Just DM me for details. I’ve already said too much, and they might be on my tail.
Do you leave them for 3 months like this psycho? If not, then no.
Nervous laugh Who would do that? Definitely not me.
If you find your bananas otherwise ripen too quickly, then yes
Is there enough left? You might have to settle for bana bread.
Ahh, the rare and prized Ancho Banana.
Those vanilla pods will be lovely in the banana bread. But where are the bananas?
Those look more like Carobs, that someone just stuck a banana sticker on
dead man’s fingers fungus
