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I could eat a peach for hours.
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 metres long?English
1·1 day agodeleted by creator
Strong no on all counts. Imagine arguing that getting your cock slobbered on is mid.
Only a few dozen?
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Anythings a UFO if you're dumb enough.English
6·1 day agoNot anything. No one could confuse a lake or the Whitehouse or a stick of spaghetti as a UFO. It needs to be flying first and foremost.
Yes, but wasps generally buzz when flying only. These guys vibrate their thoracic flight muscles but keep the wings flat.
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Anyone up for a rousing game of...English
6·4 days agoThat’s a family of four. Mum, dad, brother, sister.
I would wager they were either surplus mice or part of control groups.
The day Alex Grey couldn’t really be arsed.
That’s specifically for the purpose of studying the body and brain as part of the experiment though.
You don’t have to. There are options.
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Never understood the whole bobbing for apples thingEnglish
4·5 days agoA big what now?
It’s a migrant hawker aka scarce hawker, I think. They’re a bugger to capture in flight, so well done.
I thought this was a joke. Is this really real? If so, that’s wild (and really low quality).
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
United Kingdom@feddit.uk•Meat plants use more water than the population of BrightonEnglish
3·6 days agoWe did, but we ate meat for most of that time and most still do. The scale of humanity requires mechanisation of some sort. Most people won’t turn to plant based or lab grown unless they have no choice, unfortunately.
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
United Kingdom@feddit.uk•Massive Attack's Robert Del Naja Arrested for Second Time at Pro-Palestine ProtestEnglish
8·6 days agoHe has my unfinished sympathy.
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
United Kingdom@feddit.uk•Half of Reform voters think Britain should have closer ties to the EU, poll showsEnglish
5·6 days agoI fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
United Kingdom@feddit.uk•Meat plants use more water than the population of BrightonEnglish
61·6 days agoOne does provide food though, which is important. The other provides wrong answers, unnecessarily long descriptions, and acts like your mate. Let’s dig into that…



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