Can I fashion a simple linux distro from various sticks and pebbles I find on the forest floor?
You can, you’ll just have to come pile it up
golf clap
Roll a D20 for me please.
Well, according to Dr. Stone, you probably can
Windows Me. I play on hard.
You sick bastard
Hahahaha
Come at me, bro.
Bob was ahead of its time.
Oof.
Roommate in college got ME the night it released. Came back installed by around 1am. By 2am it was uninstalled and never touched again.
You, sir, are a very sick person. Mad props to ya.
Some low hanging fruit here (lol Apples) but Win 11 for surely my location and situation will be known afar.
Bonus edit: To the Wincopter! A subscriber is away from employ!
I always keep a short length of single mode fiber optic cable with me when I’m hiking. If I get lost, I just bury it, and it less than an hour some idiot will show up in a backhoe and accidentally cut it in half.
I’m sorry everyone… but I’ll choose Windows 11… I just can’t leave without an AI assistant in my computer. I mean, yeah, I can always just open ChatGPT on a browser… but that just… isn’t the same. Also that Recall thing is great, I love these automatic screenshots that are totally not sent to Microsoft. This thing is extremely convenient, because pressing the Print Screen key is too hard for me. Lastly, I paid for the whole computer, I want my OS to use all the resources it can. Fuck you, Linux and Windows 7 evangelists! Your OS is clearly not superior.
(guess i made it clear that i haven’t used windows in a while lol)
Can I choose the bear?
I choose the bear too
Neither. I go into the woods to unplug.
I go there to get bitten by mosquitos.
Mom: We have mosquitoes at home.
I worked for msft. I evangelized Windows, even through 8, I found the silver lining. 11 can die in a fire.
I don’t really get all the windows 11 hate. I have had 0 problems with it
Not everyone is ok with os not being yours and sending everything you do to someone else so they can better advertise to you.
Let’s not act like Microsoft hasn’t patched that into older Windows versions too.
Anything older than Windows 10 is a massive security risk. And Windows 11 is just Windows 10 with a slightly worse UI and a handful of new features on top.
At least it isn’t Windows 10.
Don’t get me started on windows 9
Windows 11. Because Windows 7 ate Windows 9.
What the hell do I need Windows for if I’m stuck in the woods??
I don’t know about you, but my Outlook on survival while being an Explorer would definitely rise. I’d say I would Excell at the task at hand if I’d be pushed to the Edge like that, mark my Word!
This made me chuckle!
Linux
11 easily. Not everyone hates. It personally I think it’s worth it for AutoHDR alone. And the simplified start menu makes a lot of sense once you put the start button back where it goes and block ads in the menu.
Windows, the only OS you must hit the start button in order to halt it
11, so that when I outrun the bear, it’ll be 11 who dies, while 7 is waiting for me at home
Win7 4 lyfe, yo
Next question, pls
Def 7, it was the first OS used at work that turned invisible… It didn’t need constant defragging, optimizing or registry hacks like 98, 2000 or XP used to. It was a workhorse.
That said, I haven’t used 11 yet. My company just announced that this year all PCs will stay on 10 for the foreseeable future.