The internet.

In all seriousness though, the World Wide Web.

Ok for reals, there was a time where cool kids wore their pants backwards.

Always meet your patch deadlines when you can just extend the day.

That’s the hard part. If I had that, I’d be writing.

Teefs? A distraction from that lightsaber.

Just my opinion here, but once the thrill of driving lights and sirens wears off (which is unfortunately quite soon) you realise that the benefit to risk ratio isn’t what you thought. People are supposed to pull over (this varies by jurisdiction), but in reality people panic and do a lot of irrational and unexpected things. Which is why are probably a lot more choosy about it’s use than people realise, at least here (heading to the hospital - heading to a call is based on the caller’s description and dispatch, but we are allowed to nope for safety). It also doesn’t save the time one thinks it does (but it’s pretty slick for getting through lights - this is the time saver).

I don’t blame drivers though. They’re trying to do the right thing but everyone has a different idea of that even if it’s to full-stop in place. There was no formal training for me as a driver on what to do when sirens approach, and if there was it was changed since and muddied by countless buddy tales. For example, here you are supposed to pull to the closest side, but used to be the right IIRC. Sirens are HARD to hear when driving and blaming drivers for loud music is kinda bullshit when sirens aren’t actually that effective. Lights are ineffective in some environments. Other environments have multiple sirens going on.

Drive people to the hospital.

Everyone forgetting Public Enemy.

Can finally hit the hole at 100 but can’t get it up.

He has a wife, you know.

Pesky votes getting in the way of spreading an ideology.

^{hmm maybe just the tip}

Sounds like it’s time for a stubby.

I am trash. ✊

Why aren’t choosy moms choosier about the sidewalks in their town?

That screenshot is useful-idiot vomit.

Alarm bells huh? Better tell the brownshirts where the subreddits used freedom on you.

Erase takes the address off your mailbox and leaves the mail in it for the next resident to use. Secure erase opens it and scritches off all the words from your mail. Takes time though.

Shrek

Some low hanging fruit here (lol Apples) but Win 11 for surely my location and situation will be known afar.

Bonus edit: To the Wincopter! A subscriber is away from employ!

1. Draw a circle

2. Create the rest of the fucking tarball.

I would argue that modern medicine prevents non-selective deaths. We try and keep everyone alive, not just the idiots.