AliceMA to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 4 months agoHow do you feel about farts ?message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareHow do you feel about farts ?AliceMA to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 4 months agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squareColour_me_triggered@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoIt depends on the fart. Some are earthy, some are acrid with top notes of gastric upset, some have an unmistakable aroma of toasted linseed. Fart in my mouth and I’ll be happy to do a tasting and give my honest critique.
minus-squareAliceOPMAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoYea ok I’m down, but are you going to spit it out afterwards? or swallow it whole like a real fart enthusiast would?
minus-squareColour_me_triggered@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoObviously I swallow, even chew the lumps for extra flavour.
It depends on the fart. Some are earthy, some are acrid with top notes of gastric upset, some have an unmistakable aroma of toasted linseed. Fart in my mouth and I’ll be happy to do a tasting and give my honest critique.
Yea ok I’m down, but are you going to spit it out afterwards? or swallow it whole like a real fart enthusiast would?
Obviously I swallow, even chew the lumps for extra flavour.
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