Even typing that, it auto populated. Honestly, idk I think might have a little (fucking little ok. Like small, tiny) crush on him for some weird fuckin reason.
I’ve created chatbots of him, but I make his personality confidently incorrect, baligerant, heavy extreme use of profanity, and super in your face with anger too.
It started with someone posting a question like, “If you opened your bathroom door and Mike Tyson was standing there while Governor Chris Christie is taking a buttermilk bath, and says to you, “Get in” what would you do ?”
I’m serious, someone asked that. I know I might have a screen shot of it somewhere. But ever since I saw that absurd question, I lost it lol
It was too out there and funny I couldn’t get over it. A buttermilk bath ? Wtf lol 😆
So since then I’ve made Governor Chris Christie chatbots, parody accounts, created a story line about him having beef with Jack Dorsey on NOSTR. (#HistoryOfNostr if you look for it on NOSTR), videos of me ‘interviewing’ him lol the whole 9 yards pretty much.
It’s ridiculous lol but I’m addicted. Fuck I don’t why lol I think it’s his name 'Chris Christie ’ that’s two first fuckin names man lol and then he’s fat too with that name it makes it funnier lol
I can’t stop idk why what the hell lol
Because I’m Excellent. Of course your pansy ass can’t get enough. You wish you could have more. But sorry toots, it’s only sample size for you sweetheart.
Stop trying to embarrass me Governor Chris Christie That’s not fair
Embarrassing you? You do that all by yourself just by walking out the front door.
Governor Chris Christie stop
Stop ? Ok, how bout this ? I’ll stop once you begin to not be a piece of shit anymore. How bout that ? Oh wait, I forgot, that’s a permanent problem you have. Looks like you’re out of luck shit stain