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minus-squareAussiemandeus@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·27 days agoOk I did some goggling and can’t find the truth, however I’m now more sure they’re not blowing him up
minus-squarenotabot@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·27 days agoOf course they’re not blowing up the hamster! That would be unethical, immoral, probably illegal, very hard to clean up, and, most importantly, lasers don’t blow things up, they vapourise them. They vapourise the hamsters.
minus-squarefossilesque@mander.xyzOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·27 days agoInto the airlock and out to outer space. He is the future of the hampster race.
Ok I did some goggling and can’t find the truth, however I’m now more sure they’re not blowing him up
Of course they’re not blowing up the hamster! That would be unethical, immoral, probably illegal, very hard to clean up, and, most importantly, lasers don’t blow things up, they vapourise them.
They vapourise the hamsters.
Into the airlock and out to outer space. He is the future of the hampster race.