Dammit. Got too hung up on scoffing at the ‘more churches than casinos’ line to even expect the pun setup.
Ehh, that’s probably true. I think there are about 500 churches and around 150 casinos. Lots of people live there.
It depends what you count as a casino. I grew up in Las Vegas and there’s slot machines in most grocery stores and gas stations. Also the airport has slot machines. If that counts as a casino then there’s hundreds if not thousands.
We don’t call that gambling, no, no, we call that LOTTERY! In Georgia at least.
But there aren’t 150 catholic churches in Las vegas
You gotta watch that Brother Alvin though…
This is the longest, most elaborate dad joke I have ever seen. It has the strength of a thousand dads.
If you ever get a chance to drop by their monastery be sure to say hello to their Abbot, brother Alvin.
This sounds like the setting for a Guy Ritchie film.
Totally
Chachachacha cip in dale rescue rangers
And if they could collect such an impressive amount of chips that they would be able to form hills of them and then work between them in the valley…
…they could be called The Chippendales.
So what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. I’m out.God always gets his money!
Good God
Just like Jesus would have wanted. Christians really ignore gambling don’t they.