To be fair, the shower worked perfectly well until he pulled that one lever.
You need something like this.
As a human, let me assure you: this would not be enough.
“They’re just sayin’ that because that’s where they hid the good shit.”
Or,
Nothing that dangerous could possibly exist, I’ll prove it!
Or,
If it’s that dangerous, I gotta see it!
“hmmm… I wonder if we can harness that energy… It sounds powerful”
And I am 100% convinced that this will not work.
That is a better message, because it includes specific consequences of “why, do not open”. OP leaves open the possibility of trying to peek at why. The plot of Alien(s) involves someone trying to militarize the Xenomorphs.
My husband diagnosed me as a cat early in our relationship. It took me a few months longer to diagnose him as well, but it seems that this is a condition common to humanity: we’re all just really clumsy cats.
Cats domesticated humanity, it all checks out
And how am I going to react when I see this? A great big threatening button. A great big threatening button which must not be pressed under any circumstances, am I right?
- The Doctor (Christmas Invasion)
