Scientists have found microplastics in human penises for the first time, as concerns over their proliferation and its potential health effects continue to mount.
It seems to me, the reason this was found for the first time, is because this was the first time someone bothered to look.
More importantly is it hard or soft microplastics.
Well if there’s a possibility an event will start a movement to fix it, this is the event.
This or proof microplastics cause male pattern baldness
(Tim Meadows voice) “Maybe I’m just old-fashioned, but I do not think there should be plastic in a man’s wang”
I’ve kind of accepted my fate as an organic container that holds plastic.
CIRCLE -> LIFE -> OF
i think that’s the idea: we eat food from plastic containers, and then become containers for the plastic. in our dicks apparently
And balls… don’t forget the balls. Apparently they hold more than just pee these days.
