Note I did not buy any food for myself.

To head off questions:

  1. No, I couldn’t cook for her. I’m suffering from a long-term illness where I can’t eat solid foods and am extremely smell sensitive. My wife is at a funeral, so I had to order food.

  2. She’s extremely picky and refused to let me order anything but pizza.

  3. We live outside of town, in a not very big town, with very few pizza delivery options, and they’re all at least this expensive.

  4. No, I didn’t also have to buy her the cheesy bread or the second topping or the sauces, but it’s nice to get my daughter a treat and that is no excuse for the order being that expensive.

  5. We’re in Indiana, so this should be ludicrous in terms of pricing. This used to be the pricing I would expect when we lived in L.A. and ordered from a good local place rather than a chain.

Edit: Turns out what I should have been infuriated about is people repeatedly telling me to get takeout and having to repeatedly explain why that wasn’t an option, having people not believe I’m sick, and being repeatedly berated for not magically knowing food coupons exist on the internet when I never order food on the internet. Oh right, and also being a bad parent for not forcing food my daughter doesn’t like down her throat or starving her if she won’t eat it.

By the way, I have another thing to be infuriated about. A huge storm came in and this happened to our trees. I assume I will start being berated for not cutting them down before that happened, but because I have no power or internet at home and have to go to the library to post, your further posts telling me what an idiot I am and how I’m an awful parent and how I’m not really sick will take me a while to read. Sorry to ruin your day. Maybe you’ll find someone else to treat like shit.

Anyway, have fun telling me I’m the worst person on Lemmy, just don’t expect a quick reply.

Oh, and do tell me how stupid I am for not knowing that people who clear up and fix such damage have coupons on their website.

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    Even with an insane 20% tip I don’t think you’ve worked it out right. A 20% tip on the food (because why would you tip on a service charge??) comes to 4.09

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      If you can tip a delivery driver $4 with a straight face I feel bad for you. $8 minimum for direct-to-doorstep food, regardless of the cost of the food.

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              Yes, that is correct.

              Also the drivers use their own personal vehicles so they experience all the extra wear and tear, fuel costs, more frequent tire and oil changes, etc.

              It really is unfair which I why I make sure to tip decently.

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                I think you are using wrong tool for this problem.

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                  I exist within the system. If I want a service which customarily involves a tip, that’s a part of what I signed up for.

                  Show me the legislation to abolish tipping while requiring employers to pay a fair wage and I’ll sign it.

                  Until then, if one wishes to receive a food delivery in the US, It’s sort of implied that you agreed to tip.

                  Giving a shit tip to a hard working poor person because you don’t like the tipping system isn’t the solution imo.

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                    I thought yanks were all for the free market, tipping is the oppositeness to this as it negates the free market whereby companies complete with wages and benefits for staff.

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              When that happens, if they raise it high enough to actually do away with tipping, then that’s great. Until then, hard working poor people need their tips.

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        Depends on your area.

        When I was a delivery driver I’d refuse anything less than $20 total, which meant about $18 of tip.

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          $18 is a bit much, but I have 10 downvotes that say $8 is too much, so who am I to judge.

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            It just meant bigger / more expensive food orders.

            Delivering $100 worth of food takes almost exactly the same effort as delivering $10 worth of food, but the difference in tips is huge.

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            You Europeans are something else, man.

            Lol because we expect companies to pay people properly rather than expecting customers to top it up.

            Tipping is immoral as it allows companies to underpay. Tipping is anti free market as companies should be competing for staff through their remuneration packages.

            The thing I’ve never understood about tipping culture in general and especially the American culture around it is why some low paid staff get it and some don’t.

            Why do you tip your food delivery driver and not the guy delivering your Amazon package?

            Why do you tip your wait staff, but not your supermarket checkout assistant?

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              No, because you like to lie to yourselves that you’re superior and that your model is what is best and the same as everywhere else is or should be.

              It’s delusional masturbatory bullshit.

              (Speaking from experience as someone who has actually done both jobs) it’s primarily because the Amazon driver is paid more fairly… Notice I didn’t say they’re paid fairly, just more fairly… But also because there’s no expectation of interaction with the Amazon driver.

              Regardless of your beliefs on morality you don’t have some moral high ground to preach to anyone based simply on where you were born and the customs that your culture chose to adopt before you were.

              Get over yourself.