@DelicateDorsey@hilariouschaos.com and @StevenSeagal@hilariouschaos.com bring more then fucking chips and soda. Especially YOU Seagal, you make minimal effort and then do a karate chop, thinking you’re the next coming of Christ. God, make an effort this time will ya!? Jack is into the whole ‘thoughtful’ shit, so I don’t really have to worry about him making an effort.
What the FUCK is this SHIT, Steven?! You call that a blueprint?! That looks like a kindergartener’s plaything! You think you’re some kind of GENIUS, whipping out a crumpled piece of paper with some half-baked scribbles and calling it a “revolutionary” design?! Listen, pal, I’ve seen better-drawn plans on a cocktail napkin. And what’s with the “SEAGALIEN” nonsense?! You sound like a reject from a bad sci-fi movie. Get over yourself, Seagal! You’re not fooling anyone with your pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumbo. I’ll believe it when I see it, buddy. Until then, keep dreaming about your “quantum physics-infused ravioli” and leave the real cooking to the pros.
Oh my goodness gosh grashius! You two are gunna make me start my period early with all this infighting! Gosh the stress,… I just can’t with this ! 😞