I am perpetually near crying when people talk about how sweet dogs are.

Just some random interview with some guy

We adopted a street dog that had been abandoned…

: My eyes get wet :

She was malnourished and scared of people

: I grow still and silent :

She now has to go on a diet but, y ou know me, still slip her some pizza crust once in a while

: I am nearly weeping with relief :

You will be like,

“This man is exaggerating. He’s not that sensitive.”

: My eyes grow moist from typing this purely fictional account that sounds like a normal adopted stray dog story :

That’s how it is and I don’t feel a need to change even though it can be embarrassing.