Very based:

A former hostess accused of throwing poop at swanky downtown nightclub TAO was arrested Monday for tainting the hotspot’s koi pond.

Ariel Roman, 24, was cuffed just after noon outside Manhattan Criminal Court, where she’d appeared for a hearing in a separate harassment case.

The ex-TAO Hospitality Group employee was charged with burglary – by entering an establishment she knew she was banned from and damaging property inside the restaurant – and criminal mischief in connection with the poop toss around midnight on June 2, police said.

The upscale downtown establishment sued Roman, claiming the feces fling had cost it a whopping $3,135 in damages, according to court records.