Actual duck feet. Shoes that fit him don’t exist.
This is usually what happens when you don’t wear shoes. “Fashionable” shoes deform your feet and crush them up a bunch. It’s why old people in rich countries have so many foot issues, especially bunions. Toes are naturally supposed to be spread out a bunch and radiate outwards, but historical western fashion trends were towards pointy shoes/feet, so that’s what’s the norm now.
There exist shoes that don’t deform your feet though. Like another reply said, barefoot shoes are one. Those are hardly everyday shoes though, you’ll have to search a lot harder (and spend a lot more money) to find “natural” foot-shaped daily drivers
He could get some bearfoot shoes.
Why isn’t there any grout in between those tiles? I sure hope they are sitting on concrete.
That’s actually pretty funny
Damn.
Those would get him locked up in Waterworld.
Nubs
I have counted the toes so many times to confirm 5 on each, I don’t know why it looks like more
For free?
I have those exact same tiles in my kitchen. Previous owners thought they looked nice. They do not.