I would LOVE that community. I would ask questions like

“If the silverware in Beauty and the Beast is alive, do they get pleasure from being stabbed into a delicious piece of meat, and then stuffed into a persons mouth, only to be licked by their tongue? Does the teapot feel light headed if you pour out too much tea?”

Smoky fires want flame and heateth. J’rk the c’rd, and out tumbles the gold