Just your average urban druid interested in technology and quantum field theory.
The town I grew up in had a college and a university! I don’t think my parents bought us kids any new furniture until my dad built his own woodworking shop. I was a teenager by then!
We always got new mattresses, because NO FUCKING WAY was mom letting us sleep on a used, adult’s, student mattress. (I never knew you could stain them, that way, in those amounts…)
My sister still has a beautiful solid oak desk…
The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff. We are a way for the universe to know itself. — Carl Sagan
CRAB!
My hubs loves them so I get to sit across the table and listen as he brutally cracks open his food.
You know what they do with the legs, yeah?
That’s oddly specific, but I’m glad you all made it home safely!
Hell yes! We Americans are raised believing that we’re exceptional. That led to Trump. (It’s being used to propagate lies/misinformation.)
Dig into any discussion you want. Be prepared to learn, but call out lies when to see them. Thanks!
There you go proving that “Fun Facts” seldom are.
Glad you found a nice movie to enjoy your nightly trip to the other realm. Mine’s “Dune” by David Lynch…
Your urine should be a light yellow color. (Note: recent food/beverage consumption can temporarily alter the color.)
When you use the bathroom generate spittle in your mouth. Lean over the sink or toilet and let it slid out of your mouth. It should do so smoothly and with little to no residue left hanging.
If both of the above aren’t true then you’re dehydrated! Aim for drinking half your body weight in ounces in fluids a day. 150 lbs. = 9 cups (8 oz.) per day.
Do that and if you find that you still can’t sit through dinner without pain please do see your PCP.
Bragging about sexual conquests.
If I wanted to know about your sex life I’d ask for your Only Fans.
Don’t forget why Logan was Running!
Dear GODS!
Nonchalantly pushed you off a cliff
Nice TRY Hidden Vally Ranch marketing intern!
You’ll have to pry my top secret recipe for HVR jello from my cold dead fingers…
“Ima need a citation on that 2 million years info.” — Chopsticks
Stick, great for putting stuff into holes.
Is that Ed!? Holy shite he’s really changed his look!
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