I bought a big thing of hidden valley ranch powder on a whim and I’m looking for suggestions
Nice TRY Hidden Vally Ranch marketing intern!
You’ll have to pry my top secret recipe for HVR jello from my cold dead fingers…
I’m en route to your house to try
the worst sounding recipe I’ve ever readEdit: I’ve thought about it for 2 minutes and now I actually just want to try that
oof
Are you the one that came up with this one?
Dear GODS!
Oh, at first I thought you were suggesting to try it on an intern and I thought what a great idea. If you can get an intern to cooperate, it’d be like the new jello shots. For a brief moment you were a genius, but sadly, not any more.
Mix it into ground beef for some burger patties. The taste comes through a bit, which is great, but the real perk is for some reason it makes it ridiculously juicy.
Battered deep fried pickles
Popcorn. Tortilla chips. And I want to say Triscuits, but I have no experience with that. Or the chips.
Buttered popcorn
Directly onto pizza. The end
Chex mix. Add a little oil and spread it out on a baking sheet. Toss in the oven for a little bit to really get it in there.
Holyyy shit. You’re a goddamn genius.
Bread sticks. Brush with melted butter. Dust with ranch powder.
Bacon. Dust immediately after it finishes cooking. Eat as is or do things with the bacon (burgers, sandwiches, pizza)
French fries. (Edit: call them ‘franch fries’!)
Sautéed mushrooms, or green beans.
I feel like you could start a series of posts: “[food item], 10/10 with ranch”
tits
Snort a line of ranch seasoning off a tit
Put ranch on some ranch and make ranch ^ranch
Coat some raw chicken wings with it then air fry the suckers. Makes an amazing wing.
Ranch is just unreasonably good. I just had some ranch
food reference
dressing with chicken nuggies and crystal hot sauce
for dinner and it was so good.
Use it as a salt replacement. I’m pretty sure it contains MSG.
I tried it once to see what Americans were fussing about constantly on TV etc, I wasn’t very impressed with it. Its Basically a overpriced version of a cheap salad cream with chives from what I could gauge.
Was the Newmans brand I bought, not saying it’s awful but to me I’d go thousand Island over Ranch any single day of the week.
Bottled ranch dressing from the store is never good in my experience (even the bottled hidden valley ranch). You need ranch from a restaurant (which can be hit or miss depending on the place) or make the ranch at home. You need hidden valley ranch powder, buttermilk, mayo, and sour cream.
Get it fresh made
mix it into your eye shadow