I’d tell everyone, but I’d make it a big story. The type like most people won’t believe or even suspect that it’s true, but they’ll think I didn’t present it to be true and it’s just a story. But those who know… Maybe those who have been helped by him themselves… Those people will know that my story is the truth.

I would tell my best friend. Telling anyone else would be a waste of time.

I’m more interested in the backstory of Bigfoot learning to change tires. Is this a regular occurrence? If so, do they usually wait for people to look away and zip through like a NASCAR pit crew or is there some communication involved? “Hey man, don’t freak out but I’m a Bigfoot. Looks like car trouble, can I help?” or something along those lines. The former would explain the usual blurry appearance in photos but I like the idea that buddy Bigfoot is roaming the woods doing some casual roadside assistance and asking motorists to please be discreet once they’re back on their way.

Either way, I’d probably keep quiet. Can’t outrun or out-fight them in the first case if they didn’t appreciate my disclosure. If it was the latter option, it’d be a real dick move to spill the beans after accepting a favor like that.

I’d frame it as an off-the-wall question and post it on an anonymous social platform.

I mean, yes. But I wouldn’t say where, to respect his privacy.

EDIT: Or her privacy.

What makes you think I need help changing a tyre?