Granted, however cow pie size remains unchanged.
Granted, cats now weigh thousands of pounds.
Poor cat lady’s house is now full of giant leopards. RIP
Granted. They are immediately more endearing than any pet anyone has ever had… But by 3 years of age they are more delicious than any food anyone has ever eaten.
Granted, but they still have horns and can’t be house broken.
Granted, but they still weigh the same
Granted. Now noone can get a decent burger or steak cus there’s not enough beef.
wow I am late to the party
Then buy some cows, breed them, and selectively breed them until they’re really small. But don’t forget about secondary characteristics like aggressiveness, etc. Don’t breed them to be a smash-faced pug with breathing problems.
Better hurry, though, since culture might change and suddenly domesticated animals like cows are recognized as people with rights and 20th century burger-eating culture becomes taboo.
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can you housebreak a cow?
