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The biggest questions is “Why does this cookie say ‘here’s a cake?’”
It’s more likely a torte to make a pun out of the writing itself being a tort.
Tort story
A cake for a cake
“Elaine, we missed you at the get well party! Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum. It’s benign but oooh, still a bastard.”
Get well get well soon we want you to get wellllllll.
That’s not even a cake
I can never remember where the bonus h goes when I’m trying to spell the word hemorrhoids. Hemhorroids and henorroihds look equally right to me.
This has X-Lax in it, doesn’t it?
