“After some initial trouble, you will ascend to new heights”
Edit: just realised that’s a bit dark if it was Judas’s fortune…
Given that Chinese fortunes aren’t fortunes and are usually proverbs…it’ll probably be something like “You can walk on water too, if it’s cold enough.”
“That wasn’t chicken”
I just want to know if the loto numbers were any good.
“Even the closest of friends can sometimes hold betrayal in their hearts.”
in these dark times, people will see their fortune in you. you are their silver lining.
Nobody could tell, because they had no translation.
A stitch in time saves nine.
He who goes to sleep with itchy butthole wakes up with smelly finger
Fortune Cookies are American, not Chinese.
Yeah well so is Chinese food
“Don’t trust the Jews”
Given that they were all Jewish this seems unlikely
But the guy who makes the cookies was REALLY racist. Even by historic standards!
