I’ve tried many things before, but in the past couple days I’ve found that eating a packet or two of mustard tends to get rid of hiccups.

What sort of tricks do you folks have?

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Easy! Just disbelieve them!

    Say the following out loud:

    Hiccups are a spasm of the diaphragm

    A spasm is defined as a random tensing of a muscle

    If the hiccups are random, they will not appear in a pattern

    Therefore these hiccups do not exist.

    If you hiccup part way through, you have to start over. Once you get through the whole thing, your hiccups are cured.

    Ok, now hear me out. This isn’t just a joke, I’ve had at least two people that I hadn’t seen in years call me up and say, I need you to tell me the hiccup cure, now!

    My best theory as to why it works, is that you’re focusing on repeating the words fast enough, and/or it makes you breath irregularly and breaks the hiccups. Or maybe it’s just the magical power of the mind! Oooooooooh!

    Oh. It never works when you’re drunk. I don’t know why, but drink hiccups seem to be resistant to the method.

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      3 months ago

      There’s something about focus or attention. If I hiccup, as soon as I realize it’s happening it stops. If I’m drunk I might not notice for a bit and the hiccups will continue until I can bring my will to bear on them.

    • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip
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      3 months ago

      You can also just memorize and recite this, comes in handy for more than just hiccups:

      I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.