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I can’t tell if this is satire.
Yeah I also had a long think before I saw the Onion logo. But that’s kinda the point of satire.
He looks so happy.
Honestly they need “sleeper” rebranded mirrors for people to repost stuff like this, with a sly link to the onion and a warning at the bottom.
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I know it’s the onion so they chose the funyon, but I think a gold cheeto would have been a more apt choice
Doubly so, because it would just look like a golden turd.
I’d be scared he’ll try to eat it
Melt it to soften it up for him and he’d be a modern day Crassus
I’d be very pleased if he did
Might cause something permanent
He can barely hold the funyon in his tiny hand.
I ate the onion
hes gonna get his head stuck in that
tries to eat it
Can we get some of that irradiated gold they were talking about the other day? I have an idea…
