Please curse me with knowledge. I’m ready
Um. Let’s say, if you decided to google for duck’s penis, you’d be in for a surprise.
You might be interested in this TED talk:
Thanks. That swimming squid penis was news to me.
That is the wrong facial expression. That man would be laughing his ASS off. Like ribs hurting, can’t breath laughing.
Maybe he or someone he loves was molested by a duck. It’s been known to happen.
Who the hell has a counter-clockwise corkscrew!?
Coriolis Effect. Must be a Southern Hemisphere corkscrew.
Good catch! I had to stare at it for a minute picturing myself spinning it into a cork and it does feel like it goes the wrong way. (Not righty righty).
Those cursed left handeds. We should burn them at the stake.
The Curse of Knowledge actually relates to educated people trying to communicate with people under the assumption that everyone knows as much as they do, forgetting that the average person might not be as educated
Yeah, we all know that. ;-)
But the stupid uncursed pleb doesn’t know that.
I say curse him!
It’s for their good, and for the good of human kind.But boy do some people have high curse resistance.
Over 100%.
Literally impossible to educate (which is the first part of the cursing process).
" Babe, you make me so hard I can literally unscrew a bottle’s tap with it"
“wine opener” alone sets the education level
Try being a geoscientist… So, so many blurry photos of rocks folks’ kids find in the backyard
If you show a geoscientist a picture of a rock, does he still lick it?
Various shades of dirt and plants here.
I hate that I know this too
It’s a cork screw eh?
OH. I scrolled past this post like 4 times before I got it. Lesson for the other ducks on viagra, follow the directions on the label or you’ll end up like this guy.