• portuga@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Me: pour me a guiness, please

    Bartender: here you go mate

    Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a record of the world’s longest mustache

    Bartender: well you won’t believe this…

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      2 months ago

      Me: Get me some Michelin tires, please

      Mechanic: Here you go mate

      Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a detailed guide of the finest restaurants in the country?

      Mechanic: well you won’t belive this…