they’re literally this
Let’s not forget the Samsung Galaxy Autonomous Sentry Gun that autonomously shoots people based on thermal imaging.
And it fired the whole bullet casing and all.
“That’s 65% more bullet per bullet.”
That’s almost as good as Aperture Science selling shower curtains and multidimensional portal devices.
BIC sells ball point pens, lighters, razor blades, and surfboards.
Had no idea about the surf boards, goofy AF.
They do what they must because they can.
They wanted to sell the multidimensional portal device as a shower curtain.
Me: I need some tires.
Michelin: No problem, anything else?
Me: I don’t suppose you know where I can get a list of the best restaurants in the world?
Michelin: You’re not gonna believe this.
Raspberry!
The radar seems to be jammed
i guess we doin telescopes now
Me: pour me a guiness, please
Bartender: here you go mate
Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a record of the world’s longest mustache
Bartender: well you won’t believe this…
Me: Get me some Michelin tires, please
Mechanic: Here you go mate
Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a detailed guide of the finest restaurants in the country?
Mechanic: well you won’t belive this…
Even the space telescope looks shocked.
I need a pepper mill from the company that invented it Peugeot: I got you, buddy I also need a shitty car that breaks down all the time Peugeot: You’re not gonna believe this
Me: Man, that’s a pretty tasty beer.
Coors: Thanks!
Me: Hey, you don’t happen to know where I can get precision ceramics for aerospace and medical applications do you?
Me: Man, that’s a pretty nice line of printers you have.
Brother: Thanks!
Me: Hey, you don’t happen to know where I can get a nice sewing machine do you?
Brother: You’re not going to believe this…
Panels said :O
And riots too
Wait until OP learns about the chaebol system
or NintendoEdit: I was
drunkconfusing Nintendo with something it isn’t, I was wrongWhat does Nintendo make that isn’t related to games?
Honestly, I’m pretty sure I was just
drunkwrong when I said Nintendo. I know they started with playing cards and I think I just assumed they dabbled with other stuff but no, I was wrong. I’ll edit my comment