Because man, we can’t be alone in here, come on man. Theres gotta be another bipedal organism that is intelligent on this planet. Come on, please bro. No not the elephants, or dolphins, or any of that shit that doesnt have two legs, two arms, and walks upright. I want another intelligence that looks similar to me.
Because man, we can’t be alone in here, come on man. Theres gotta be another bipedal organism that is intelligent on this planet. Come on, please bro. No not the elephants, or dolphins, or any of that shit that doesnt have two legs, two arms, and walks upright. I want another intelligence that looks similar to me.
Idk I’m baked.
You want to have sex with it, don’t you?
Maybe I just want to get to know Bigfoot first. Y’know take it slow.
Unfortunately, Bigfoot’s well-known to be the hit it and quit it type.
Citation Needed
“Hit it, quit it, then forgit it!”
-Bigfoot
Edit: Also, Bigfoot is literally most-famous for being hard-to-find/vanishing when you think you’ve found him…