• _bcron@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    That feel when you order 5 burgers alone and they ask “to go?” and you nonchalantly say “naw”

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      12 days ago

      “You must have a large family to feed.” “Ya.” " Here?" “Naw.”

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      12 days ago

      True story: Taco John’s, a mexican fast food place in parts of the USA. Dude in front ordered two “6-packs and a pound” which is a total of 12 tacos and 2lbs of fried potatoes. Dine-in, then ordered a diet coke. dude sat down and started his mission while we took our nearly same order for 3 people to go (we didn’t order any diet coke).

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      11 days ago

      Sometimes I drive to a second McDonald’s late at night because I don’t want to experience the shame of going through the same drive-thru twice.

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    12 days ago

    I hate it when food delivery people have witty comments & I just gulp up everything they brought me

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    12 days ago

    Plot twist: the grey bird’s family is in its stomach, so it has to eat large fish to them. By extension, this also means the bird also gets no nutrients from what it eats. :-(