Had to be done.
Mushroom mushroom 🍄🍄
snaaaaaake!
Oh it’s a snaaake.
Damn you, beat me to it. And now I have that song in my head.
Thank you. The further I scrolled down the comments without a reference, the more uncomfortable I felt.
Counterpoint:
One of them has war paint, the other got drenched while changing the car’s oil
And the wife is yelling about dinner getting cold. He’s got 10 bolts on the ground but has no idea why there are only 9 threaded holes for bolts. And hey wait…he’s changing the oil, what could he possibly have taken 9 bolts off of.
To be clear, both will drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you though.
And the American Badger is actually addicted to Meth as well.
But what about the Honey Badger?
My understanding is that honey badgers care little for anything in particular.
Ain’t nothing to fuck with.
It doesn’t give a shit
Honey badge: wu-tang clan of the animal kingdom
Honey badger don’t play
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Prolly the European ones have healthcare.
Badger on the left just saw his healthcare bill. Badger on the right ate some bad beans and is contemplating the nature of regret.
Everyone knows European badgers live in a volcano forging weapons for their rabbit army.
UHF references are always a nice supplies.
Badgers? Badgers?! We don’t need no stinkin’ BADGERS!
You get to drink from the firehose!
Ooooh, red snapper! Very nice!
also they walk really funny (the european ones)
The badgers, too.
That’s just so you’re oblivious to what’s about to happen.
Scared prey doesn’t taste as good.
Wisconsinites are proud to look like the one on the left.
The American Badger doesn’t look like that but it is absolutely representative of how they act.
