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minus-squaresundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 months agoOn the plus side, the uranium-235 cookies will probably stay warm a lot longer than the others.
minus-squareskillissuer@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-22 months agobut uranium has 20 billion calories per gram
minus-squaresundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoHmm… better just have one, then.
minus-square0oWow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoAnd it will sustain you for the rest of your life.
minus-squaremkwt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoUranium doesn’t usually glow in the dark? If you can see a blue glow, you need to get the heck out of there, or submerge it in a lot of water.
minus-squaresundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoWater? We’ve got plenty of that. And it’s heavy, so that should mean it’s extra safe.
On the plus side, the uranium-235 cookies will probably stay warm a lot longer than the others.
but uranium has 20 billion calories per gram
Hmm… better just have one, then.
And it will sustain you for the rest of your life.
Uranium doesn’t usually glow in the dark? If you can see a blue glow, you need to get the heck out of there, or submerge it in a lot of water.
Water? We’ve got plenty of that. And it’s heavy, so that should mean it’s extra safe.