The contents of this fridge are disturbing. Dry oatmeal? Goo gone?
My first thought, too. I was wondering if I have been storing my Goo Gone wrong.
I want some of that extra creamy redd wi
you cook the oatmeal in milk and water, then use goo gone to dry it out again. rinse and repeat
Rice is good when you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
I’m confused whats going on down there. My belt prevents my pants from sliding off but my pants have belt loops to revent my belt from sliding off. Who’s the real hero here?
I still need to hear someone who eats other people’s lunch try to defend themselves
I was hungry
You ate, MY SANDWICH?
You should have labelled it
Did you mistake my sandwich for your own sandwich with a moist maker?
Fair.
Rice is great when your not very hungry but you want a thousand of something. ~ Stephen Wright
That’s Mitch Hedberg yo
Cursory internet search says your right. I sware I read it on one of Stephen’s one liner dumps. Doesn’t mean that I’m remembering correctly.
Why you do mitch like that…
At least their coworkers know who the vampire is.
Well now you have 7 shrimp and 4,635 rice.
You’ll never take me alive.
Why does this meme get reposted so much? I feel like I’ve seen it 4,639 times at this point.
and lots of tasty styrofoam bits for extra seasoning
You store dry oatmeal in the fridge??? Why???
Because even though it’s technically shelf stable it’ll keep longer if refrigerated.
Bruh how long are you keeping your oat meal?
You’ll finish it long before it goes bad unless you’re eating it at a snails pace.
Someone works with a vampire. Source.
#unexpectedRimworld
Hmmm. Is that the East side breakroom?
