Surviving and getting pissed off are totally different things that can happen at the same time…

I’ve had a girlfriend and I’ve had a wife, but riddle me this…when I next go on a date I won’t be cheating on anyone. How is that possible???

I had to walk 7 miles up hill in the snow…just to get my shoes!!!

Love it!!!

Wow never caught that…

I mean, the dude studied zoology at Balliol College, Oxford, so he is an expert on the matter…

Realdebrid, and stremio…

Gotta sneak up and sucker punch em from behind

If you do what you love, you’ll never work a day in your life

I feel strangely inspired

I just imagine myself getting stuck, unable to walk off, perpetually walking in place.

Climb out of bed? I can barely wake up…

Hmm…

Stremio and realdebrid just google those together and I promise you’ll be happy you did!

Maybe AWS Mushroom Cloud

That’s the face I make when I take a trump…

You can be the most diligent, tech-savvy, cyber warfare general of nato and all it takes is one second of not thinking and a click…

The entirety of human civilization and a severe destabilization to all life on the planet.

That’s a great frickin idea…never crossed my mind

We are talking about US police, so it’s safe to say yes they would do something like that.