I wish. I could’ve been a shark or something cool like that. Instead, I have to pay taxes and go to work.
You would die a painful death as a shark, after being stressed about hunting for food every day. Which may or may not be worse than your human life.
The best answer is always a house cat. You’ll be pampered and fed without even having to show affection to your host.
but you will live without ever knowing what joy is with your eyebrowless/expressionless face, and will just live with a need to kill or maim any thing you see
Nothing will change then, splendid!
Hate to break it but most domestic cats are strays living paw to mouth.
Why are you shitting on my dreams
Seriously, I went to Kohl’s yesterday and got two pairs of jeans, two shirts, and a pack of socks. The total was over $200 USD, and that includes sales.
I ended up returning the jeans and socks. If I were a fish I wouldn’t have legs anyway.
One time I found jeans at Costco for <10 USD, didn’t need any but you might as well try
wow I went to kohls a few weeks ago when they had their 50% off clearance sale and got a few pants, shirts and a sewing machine for around $120. I never really shopped at kohls before but we had to do an amazon return and that was the drop off point. we were going to get some baby clothes that was on clearance when the cashier let us know that the 50% off day was coming up, and she let us put the clothes on hold until then
The origin of whales
