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Breezy@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Instead of a pay raise, Walmart is now giving their associates _____ every month.

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Instead of a pay raise, Walmart is now giving their associates _____ every month.

Breezy@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    Oh man so heres all what we got after over two days.

    Instead of a pay raise, Walmart is now giving their associates _____ every month.

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